(via bluepikmin)
(via avengesuperwholockchapel)
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham, via iguanamouth)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
(Source: lon-gnome, via avengesuperwholockchapel)
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
(via cloudy-andcold)
- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
(Source: raineblade, via cloudy-andcold)
(Source: mikata-k, via touchmykatamari)
- my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
